basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 05, 2022
He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew
by wee tod February 07, 2020
When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.
by 5533X3 November 17, 2020
1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 November 02, 2011
A very important object, used for many things, such as :
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.
by StagHunter January 01, 2020
1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.
by Forest Jester July 30, 2019