Hawt Mess

A group of queer (LGBTQ) people.

Person 1: Wow, there is a lot of us here.
Person 2: Yeah, we're a hawt mess.

by :|3 May 24, 2021

dez the mess

dez the mess
aka deez nuts

dez the mess:
hey dez
oh wait, deez nuts?

by urmominmybeduwu June 4, 2021

shit-mess

A term for what's found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the shit and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.

Girl: 'Babe, is this your shit-mess on the bathroom floor again?'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'

by coozehound72 September 4, 2010

hot tranny mess

used to describe a 3/4 transgender, 3/4 jewish, 4/4 terrible lefty band.

The Shondes are a hot tranny mess.

by Kay.aaRgh.Zee July 5, 2009

hot fresh mess

when someone is feeling horrible or looking real bad

"Ya'll see Sara today she looks a hot fresh mess."

by B.J.B. March 5, 2006

happy mess

After your done having sex when the girl's juices are dripping out of her and the guys juice is all over your sheets

Aww man after we were done having sex we left a happy mess right there on her moms couch

by lumpycrayon September 26, 2013

Parents Red Mess

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008