mossman

Mossman’s are the type of niggas to tear the whole scene up, and you will know if a mossman entered the building

Oh shit a mossman just walked in the club

by Lmoss97 May 13, 2018

Admiral Moss

Coined by old sea dogs, Admiral Moss is a term used to describe incompetence in relation to anything nautical.

‘I felt totally unsafe whilst this guy is at the helm, he is a real “Admiral Moss”’

I have just bought a new submarine, it is called ‘the Admiral Moss’

“ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD” – oh god we are all going to be ‘Admiral Mossed’

by Commodor Carter November 18, 2007

Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss

It's a saying said when you wish to wish good luck for something.

Man: Babe I really hope it doesn't rain tonight.
Woman: Yeah, me too, my outfit will be ruined.
Man: Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss
Woman: Fingerb-who? What?
Man: Chill it's jus a sayin, for the cool kids.

by Lord Kato of House Stargaryen October 24, 2017

Moss Rock

Great place to make out in Victoria , just don't run into Yellowjacket.

Lets not go to moss rock anymore cause pervs watch us there.

by Andrew October 9, 2003

moss man

Moss Man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to He-Man. His shaggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in Evergreen Forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it "hemp" in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning He-Man of Skeletor's encroachments onto the forest. He is also thought to be brothers with Beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.

Today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as "moss men."

You want to go out to New Paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?

I and I is always smoking the ganja like moss man.

by dusty ocean December 30, 2004

Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.

When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?

by DeChrisp February 7, 2020

cunt moss

Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.

The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.

Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)

by FRAjeff May 14, 2008