matchplay

The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.

"I'll make sure that twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."

by peeps September 8, 2004

shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

by ab5sr April 27, 2014

The Belt to Match

Can be good or bad. If something good happens to you then something else stemming from the good event adds to it. Same thing with the bad. Basically being kicked when you are already down.

It refers to having nice shoes and then also having the belt to match the shoes.

I had Aces pre-flop, the ass clown had Jack, 10. Flop comes Jack, Jack, 4. Then the donkey turns 10, for the full house. Giving him the belt to match.

by jumpygunz June 8, 2010

wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021

Matched out

When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.

I deleted my profile after going out with yet another lunatic. I need a break - I'm matched out.

by SqueakySilentK January 5, 2009

Cage Match

Competition against your opponent to post pictures of Nicolas Cage in unsuspecting places.

Inspired by a "Cage Match" posted on Imgur between a mother and her daughter

Use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (All Hail Nicolas Cage!) is strongly encouraged.

I've had an Cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my shit my pants when I went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.

by kahn9891 May 6, 2013

Matching Set

This is pretty much the pearl necklace but you also have to give her 2 earring...cum on her earlops.

Don't forget to give that chick a matching set

by brightangel91 May 24, 2009