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M.A.P

Minor-attracted person (MAP) is an umbrella term for people with any condition that means they are (sexually) attracted to minors (those below the age of majority), including:
•Nepiophilia or Infantophilia - attraction to babies and toddlers
•Paedophilia - attraction to pre-pubescent children
•Hebephilia - attraction to pubescent children/early adolescents

•Ephebophilia - attraction to late adolescents
Person: so basically you’re saying that you’re a pedo?

Map: no, actually mine is more on the lines of Hebephilia. Also you do know there’s more that one attraction to Minors that this term M.A.P can apply to?
by Mylittlepanda98 December 14, 2018
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M.H.P

A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS CALLED MONROE HEIGHTS,BUT M.H.P STANDS FOR MONROE HEIGHTS PARK!
I STAY IN M.H.P WITH NOKIE
by N3N3561 January 12, 2009
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M.A.P.S.

The acronym for “ Morning After Poops”. The smelly bathroom session that takes place the morning after a long night of drinking.
“Dude, last night was too much! I had the worst case of the M.A.P.S. this morning.....”
by Tiptonite July 8, 2011
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P.M.S.

Alex: Hey Kelton want a bite of my P.M.S.
Kelton: wtf are you talking about choad?!
Alex: No my Potted Meat Sandwitch.
Kelton: Yeah i'll try a bite
by ill jake August 16, 2007
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M.A.P.E.

Most
Awkward
Person
Ever

Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.

May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
John: It was so awkward--Andy asked the CEO like a hundred unrelated questions and then tried to crack jokes with him.
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
by Tiger Lily 8 February 25, 2010
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P.M.D.

<b>Los Platanos Mas Duro</b>
<i>Its not a gang,</i>
Is A group of Dominicans, mainly
are Strong, Proud, and Hard to give up.
They represent Dominican Republic
all the way. They are proud, Strong, Being the best of all Tribes, Nations, and countries around the whole world.
P.M.D. is trying to Join all hands, around the whole world, with Dominicans everywhere in the world. People from other nations, respect Dominicans, specially if you are in <b>P.M.D.</b>
-are you Dominican

-yes

-then you are A P.M.D.
by El Platano Mas Duro August 7, 2008
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S.P.M

it stands for Shit Pub Monday, this is where every monday you go to a different local shit pub. set im in portsmouth university by, steven, Alan, Craig, Martyn and Chaz
by Steven moorcroft, January 23, 2007
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