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Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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long word

words that people use to sound more photosynthesis
jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.

joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!
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Long wooooooorororoorororrd

Haha it's so short
Please don't make a long wooooooorororoorororrd
by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020
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long chocolate

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
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long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.
by long gooch May 4, 2018
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Jun Long

Jun long is one of the best people you’d meet.

A genuine person with a big heart.
He’s a memer and he loves playing video games.

Jun long is also really cute and tall.

His favorite words are Goddammit.
Goddammit
Oh no, you’re turning into a Jun Long.
by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021
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