Lonely

Someone with no friends, no one to love and no one that loves them. Someone who sits on U.D coming up with 300 definitions a day that nobody will ever read.

Becky: I'm alone but not lonely.
Sarah: yup, and you just keep telling yourself that, we will see where that gets you.

by bum cough April 27, 2015

Lonely Knight

Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan

Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!

by Anon June 16, 2003

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

lonely lodge

The place where you go to get trashy loot when you are playing by yourself.

I went to lonely lodge and got shit

by Cocklover48294 May 6, 2018

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

Lonely Homo

When one is to put his legs up on the side of a wall(butt against can also happen) and proceeds to masturbate. When he cums, the cum will fall on his face. Only a homo would like this sensation, and only a lonely and horny person would do it.

I just gave my self a lonely homo, pass me a towel before it gets in my eyes.

by dsgahgsrhr June 7, 2007