A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018
Get the Lift Supportmug. LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020
Get the LIFTS situationmug. Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.
Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021
Get the lift-matamug. by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008
Get the lift your skullmug. A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.
Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016
Get the I lift at homemug. The act of engaging in weightlifting exclusively for personal fulfillment, disregarding external opinions or societal expectations, particularly in the context of relationships. It reflects a commitment to self-improvement driven by individual goals rather than seeking validation from others, notably in the realm of romantic relationships.
by anonymous January 15, 2024
Get the Hate Liftingmug. by Behindblueyes January 6, 2017
Get the Lift my chinmug.