Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020

limp lobster

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster

jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!

by mar dala December 21, 2008

sex lobster

A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.

Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.

"you're my sex lobster" - Phoebe (Friends - the porno)

by srat2017 July 18, 2017

Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020

Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.

Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

rib-steak and lobster

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws

Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.

by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018

lobster back

1) A british soldier who faught against the soon to be Americans in the American Revolutionary war. They were called lobster backs because they wore red coats.

2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.

Your nothing but a dirty lobster back.

by Timmmahhh August 7, 2006