Get the Leora mug.A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.
Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011
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He is technically a major simp but also a wanna be gangbanger he will try to be one gang to impress a girl then switch gangs if he sees someone else he like on another gang ~usually named Jonathan or Julio
by TheSancho22 August 14, 2020
Get the Simp ass leva mug.Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.
Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.
Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!
Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!
Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!
Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!
Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
by Grandma Nanners March 15, 2011
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Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.
Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.
Wendy, my god, you've left a leonardo in trap 1. JRs up there now with a plunger but still hasn't managed to sink it.
by Bumlog Millionaire August 4, 2010
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Leona is my crush
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That Bastard Leonard would Fuck his own mother for a Nickel!
I pulled a real Leonard on her and went out with the other chica.
That Bastard Leonard would Fuck his own mother for a Nickel!
I pulled a real Leonard on her and went out with the other chica.
by hd1200r April 6, 2009
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