An Italian pizza topping that is similar to that feeling you get when you watch the live action Aladdin movie just to see an attractive male shirtless
Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
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