Bloody Joker

When you are about to have anal with a woman when you discover that her anus is to small to fit your penis into so you get a knife and slit the top and bottom of her anus to make it stretch apon entry

Butthole Bloody Joker Blood Anus

by DanenJack44 November 6, 2010

The Joker

The Joker is when you fuck a girl who is on her period. You then take your bloody dick, cockslap her in the mouth and ask her "Why so serious?".

I gave my girlfriend The Joker last night during sex.

by Roam/Bumble Gums April 2, 2011

joker

a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult

The only joker here is in your pants

by dickie mcgee June 1, 2005

Joker

A joker is someone that makes stupid jokes and thinks they are the bomb when they suck..

Usually referred to as a card or something! BUT NO IT IS JUST A SUCKY -JOKER-

Joker: Wanna hear a bad- I mean good joke?

Mike: Of coarse I mean you are the joker right? Ha!

Joker: Why did the cat cross the road.?

Mike: What? I don't know can you tell your joke now?

Joker: Ha? I just did?

Mike: OOOOOH-KAY??!!?!!?!

by The Freakin' smart one. July 19, 2009

Joner

Though the true meaning of the name is,"the name given to the boner of a jonas brother", according to urban dictionary, it also refers to a sexual predator with a shorter-than-normal penis. Typically a "Joner" is a genetic disorder and carries on throughout most males in a family line. This disorder has been seen and accounted for in other cases in the area.

He took out his joner and started nibbling on my nipples, later cooling them with ice.

by f0bbz17 August 18, 2009

the joker

when you go down on your girl and she has failed to mention that her monthly gift has arrived and when you come up from doing your business, you look like the joker from batman

haha jack totally got the joker from his girl last night

by sup it be chels February 20, 2009

JokerZ

A group of thugs who play pranks of innocent victims.

here come thoses jokerz!
Help us!!!!!!!!
i went my pants!

by Zeus November 7, 2003