a jesscia is psycho crazy ass bitch who likes to throw things at her husband and break tvs she is a druggie and bad parent.
by sukmypoop March 6, 2020
Get the jessica mug.A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
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this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!
by chris smith July 15, 2004
Get the jessica simpson mug.The absolute definition of perfection and beauty. she is loved be all who know her but especially loved by one, a person called Rayn. Jessisa will always be safe and happy and she has the friends to ensure this.=) <3 00 (see also Rayn)
"Man that Jessisa is breath-taking
by Sir Rayn October 18, 2008
Get the Jessisa mug.Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.
Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008
Get the Jessica Syndrome mug.Jessica is to my heart, what oxygen is to life. She’s the be all and end all of my world. There and many other Jessica’s in this world but this particular one will mesmorise you with her phenomenal beauty, she’ll captivate anyone with a mean flash of her incredible smile. Her walk, her talk, her existence is absolutely crucial to the happiness of one particularly lucky boy. Jessica is quite simply an angel.
by The lucky boy July 5, 2018
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