Inside Jokes

One of the things Urban Dictionary hates.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by 69bruhman69 June 22, 2018

Inside-out kite

It is where when your going down on some one outside you bend her legs over her head and beat her till she screams with a kite

Last night in the woods I did the inside-out kite on your auntie

by Kite master 465 May 13, 2019

Me inside

A very large amount of sadness

My classmate (because i have no friends): How are u?
Me: Im feeling very Me inside

by The Land Finana December 26, 2018

inside out albino mushroom dalmation

Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.

"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"

by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010

Inside out

A person whom has shoved their head so far up their ass they have literally turned inside out, exhibiting all of their normally private hatred and self loathing in view of those around them. Their internal organs have also spilled out, resulting in a zombie like form, which lacks all intelligence due to a brain damage. Out of muscle memory, they continue in their day to day lives proving ever more useless than before.

This can continue indefinitely unless someone so kindly kills the person suffering from "Inside out", bringing peace to the surroundings.

Note: Not limited to Dark Souls completion, but can be a cause. Accomplishing a culturally difficult or rare task may also result in "Inside out".

Person 1: Fuck me, Joe's turned Inside out!
Person 2: Inside out? How?
Person 1: That bastard finally beat Dark Souls. I told him to shut up, but he wouldn't listen.
Person 2: Shi...
Joe: Gg u casul scrubz. chozn unded 4 lyf. havel monstre turtel mage. giantdard
Person 1: Ah fuck!
Joe: gg zweihander goft swing. estus =...
Person 2: Fucking kill it!

by Exon June 13, 2016