When you try to land an 80-something husband, hoping that he kicks off during the honeymoon and you inherit his fortune.
Carol couldn't believe what luck Sandra had with ghost hunting. Sandra had managed to find, married, and be widowed by her 83 year-old husband all by the time the nuptials were finalized.
by Bonerstallion April 21, 2015
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A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved
A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved
Susan and Rose were huddled out of the rain under the eave of the stable, their windswept faces looking more and more miserable as they tried to decode the final clues of the "Treasuring Friendship" team building exercise they had been tasked with. Wiping water from her eyes, uncaring of the panda like effect the smeared mascara was having on her visage, Susan read the clue
"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"
"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"
by _Figment June 5, 2019
Get the schnitzel hunt mug.When you have a fridge and pantry full of lots of good food but won't eat anything normal because you crave junk food.
Girl 1: I'm soooooo hungryyyy! I need foooood.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.
by Schismic June 30, 2014
Get the First world Hungry mug.The idea that once something has been achieved or captured, one loses interest in it. Chasing after it was more satisfying than actually having it.
Reporter: Tom, why have you remarried so very often?
Tom Cruise: I tend to lose interest after several years of marriage. A younger woman always catches my eye.
Reporter: Ah, so it's all about the thrill of the hunt for you.
Tom Cruise: I tend to lose interest after several years of marriage. A younger woman always catches my eye.
Reporter: Ah, so it's all about the thrill of the hunt for you.
by Prof Khaos February 18, 2011
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Get the Hundred thousandaire mug.Used in a roast session between two dudes fried out their minds.... starts with "Boi don't jon . I will cut yo bleach Boston baked bean head lookin ass!"
by StreetBatz February 26, 2017
Get the you hunt street bats mug.Based on the popular board game, this phrase is used when an individual prickteases a group of fat girls who are hungry for cock to the point that they will gobble the individual's genitalia with wide mouthed precision if they get within close proximity. Obviously this is done for the amusement of the individual but if care is not taken, it can lead to drastic consequences.
"The sign reads 'Don't feed the hungry hippos'.. fuck it, let's taunt the fat fuckers anyway, they can't catch us"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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