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hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.
That stud is a real hose slinger.
by jacknut January 19, 2012
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evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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Flesh Hose

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
by The Course Man October 22, 2023
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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023
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empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids
“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”
by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022
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Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023
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hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.
Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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