Old Time Hockey 

When you fucking go out there, no bucket, old time woody stick, ccm tacks, winwell gloves and you fucking go out there and hit and club people. Every shot is a slap shot, and you over 35. OLD TIME HOCKEY!

You see Donald club Brashear?!?

Oh baby did I ever. He got fucking Old Timed. YAH YAH! That's Old Time Hockey right there.

Old Time Hockey by Kevin Sjostrom December 29, 2008

h-e-double hockey sticks 

a way to say hell in front of adults

what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

h-e-double hockey sticks by crazyweirdo January 17, 2009

horse hockey 

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

horse hockey by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Field Hockey Body 

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.

Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.

Field Hockey Body by lemonade/icedtea January 19, 2010

Anal Hockey 

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

Anal Hockey by BusterBill May 6, 2014

Russian hockey 

Another term for the sport of bandy.

In Russia, bandy is often reffered to as Russian hockey.

Russian hockey by EliasG December 15, 2022

One man couch hockey 

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

One man couch hockey by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018