whore handles

Long, braided pigtails.

"Hey baby, can I tug on your whore handles."

by danibby March 3, 2008

San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.

I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008

Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.

As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

sailor's handkerchief

when you blow snot out of your nose onto the ground because you don't have a kleenex or hanky to use.

The cold air made my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 13, 2008

heavy-handed

A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.

"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."

"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."

by Rena Jae November 2, 2011

Can't Handle It

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.

Nick Bream can't handle it

by some ese August 22, 2010

handles

Also known as hitting it, or asking for acquisition of someone elses property. Could be known as fornicating with a member of the opposite sex, or just doing a task that requires a bit of bravery.

-Handle that shit dude!
-Handles (Give me some)
-He's just in it for the handles.

by carlylecastle March 26, 2007