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2 hander

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(
by deff2258 June 18, 2009
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Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
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Palmela Handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)
by 6B October 30, 2007
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Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
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Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
by rixter1971 April 27, 2012
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handegg

American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.
"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super Bowl? What an excellent game of handegg."
by Pat E Cakes February 8, 2009
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Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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