Ham Hands

A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things

"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."

"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."

by The TOB March 10, 2010

ham

Hot Ass Mess

Tyler: Look at that sexy ham walking over here
Paige: did you just call your girlfriend a ham?!
Tyler: yeah you know... Ham = Hot Ass Mess
Paige: You just called your girlfriend a mess...
Tyler: A hot one at that...

by greynjack624 April 18, 2011

Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

by Melnyk November 26, 2007

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

Christmas ham

an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.

Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!

by beandipsantana May 4, 2014

Detroit Ham

Watermelon

"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"

by DiarrheaGuzzler August 29, 2012