ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007

Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.

She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.

by dingohunter February 13, 2009

Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 6, 2011

ham-fister

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.

Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?

by T2216639 November 13, 2016

ham picnic

When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.

After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.

by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017

Ham Skin

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018