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West ham

Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo!
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).
by Ned September 20, 2003
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Ham Hands

A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things
"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."

"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."
by The TOB March 10, 2010
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ham

Tyler: Look at that sexy ham walking over here
Paige: did you just call your girlfriend a ham?!
Tyler: yeah you know... Ham = Hot Ass Mess
Paige: You just called your girlfriend a mess...
Tyler: A hot one at that...
by greynjack624 April 18, 2011
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Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.
Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?
by Melnyk November 26, 2007
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Ham Shank

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"
by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003
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ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.
Some ham and egger came into my work today.
by Max December 26, 2003
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Christmas ham

an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.
Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!
by beandipsantana May 4, 2014
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