testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 9, 2005

Gym-bro Slice

An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.

Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice

by jdbombassmofo December 16, 2021

Little Bitch Gym

Waukee Senior High School's gym

Peter Jok: Man, I'm glad we didn't play at the little bitch gym this year.

Sam Norman: What's the little bitch gym?

Peter Jok: Waukee's gym that's barely big enough for a middle school game.

Sam Norman: Man!!!! Fuck Waukee!!!!!

by CIML2011 February 25, 2011

Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007

Gym teachers syndrome

1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.

2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job

"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."

by sixtyfivereasonswhyimawesome June 17, 2012

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.

Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!

by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009

Gym Show Pony

A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.

Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.

Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017