Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

You are not Gojo’s wife.

by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023

gojoed

to be sliced in half

damn in, i got gojoed again! don’t you just hate when that happens?

by LolandGangamStyle December 7, 2023

Gojosexual

A deep love for Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen. Oftentimes, Gojosexual friends will spread their Gojosexuality like a parasite, unable to stop talking about Gojo. This eventually affects their ability to function as a normal member of society, leading to a downwards spiral, often referred to as the Gojoslide.

Friend 1: OMGOMG LOOK AT THIS MOUTHWATERING FANART OF GOJO

Friend 2: Pls stop talking about Gojo, you're such a Gojosexual.

Friend 1: Live laugh love Gojo 🥺

by MioWioBio February 12, 2024

Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.

Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"

by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024

Gojoed

When something or someone is cut in half.

She just gojoed him.

by Mimimik March 9, 2024

Gojo Backshot

It is an art where the man repeadetly thrusts back and forward to create a swinging formation, and is an ancient move used back 3000 years ago in the land of Skibi. It takes years to learn and is a priceless talent. Luffy has first hand experience in this, it was used against him and he quoted "I have never felt anything so good in my life"

Also, did you pray today?

"Yo he knows how to do the gojo backshot!"

by pldspdaoijdsadas March 14, 2024

Gojoed

When someone or something is cut in half.

I wish Sukuna gojoed me too.

by Mimimik March 18, 2024