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Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.
Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?
by The pig god October 25, 2017
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goggert

goggert is the scientific name for popular branded yogurt tube; Gogurt. However for goggert, goggert can mean off-brand yogurt tubes or Gogurt. This term is most used in a joking fashion because most will laugh at the word itself and not in the context it is used in.
Person 1: I ran out of goggert
Person 2: Well go buy some more.
Person 1: Ok
by coldgoggert November 14, 2018
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gogo mode

Going gogo mode is the act of going through a crisis in your life where you've gotta yank it. This mainly affects younger males under the age of 17. It is perfectly ok to go gogo mode, as you and I, and many others, have done so. This is the act of your hormones kicking in, and another word for "Jack off".
"Man, after seeing my girl, I wanna go gogo mode!"

"Did you hear how James went gogo mode?"
by MY MOM69 March 18, 2020
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GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out
Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick
by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020
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Gogster

A very rare Gogy. But what is a Gogy, you may ask?

A Gogy is very British, slighty pog, slightly dogwater, colourblind, dre simp- often found in the infamous 'Dream SMP'. Gogy is very good at battle box, but terrible at build mart.

(Although in the case of gogster it should be called Dream SIMP)
by Shellypog May 31, 2021
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GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.
Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."
by Klojhgfcvbn March 17, 2022
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