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global warming fart

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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global warmist

To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:

1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.

2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.

3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."

4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.

5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
Apparently some global warmist just modded down my innocuous comment in the online forum.
by JD9 December 8, 2005
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Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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geogaphy

ok boys and girls, get out your geogaphy handouts
by j3[n]N December 16, 2008
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gloggin

when your gettin a BJ and the girl starts gagging or choking
man she was "gloggin" on my cock last night
by Zay 101 May 4, 2010
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glocaine

The term used to describe lightskin black girls, that are more white than black. And rather addicting to both white and black men.
I don't normally mess with black girls, but I've been on that glocaine lately and it's better than white girls.
by Sam'sDaMan May 11, 2016
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Global

A mfka that know every damn body.
Te’sha: “ Girll, you know that one nigga Adrian? He’s a senior that goes to franklin highschool “

Tonyalay: “Bitch to it look like I know Adrian that mfka go to a whole other schoo in a whole other place Ian global like you”
by Vee’Ah February 22, 2019
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