gobble gunk

Your friend Dean and Gwanda haven’t had a gobble gunk all their life, what unlucky fellows. Luckily! There is a person who has, named Goobie.

The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.

“Hey Jeff,” said mike, “let’s do the gobble gunk!”
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.

by The game is real June 7, 2023

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A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!

"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."

by FurrCoin June 10, 2023

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