German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.

Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020

german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.

Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada

by @exileoftza July 7, 2022

German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.

"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."

by Just Jaax July 4, 2021

german hotdog

A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.

Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?

by GermanSausage15 June 13, 2018

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)

I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.

by Veebster December 1, 2017

german oaks

A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.

Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.

by WillieistheOG12000 December 1, 2019

German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned

Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.

by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016