German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019
A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum
by retaregit April 04, 2014
by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 03, 2020
It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 07, 2022
A paradigm of society which is high-truth, high-trust.
Assumes that scientific realism is a segue to idealism.
Assumes that scientific realism is a segue to idealism.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 09, 2018
The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.
by AH121 April 09, 2015