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genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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genitilia of the lips

someone that has herpes on they're mouth
"fuck did you see mark last night..? he's got a bad dose of genitilia of the lips..!!"
by billy garvey July 20, 2006
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geriatric fuck

- The term the Anthony Kuhn says only to the mentally handicapped, potheads, Sluts of any kind (Kiersten Hores, Ashley George, Kayla Cunningham, ect.), and the political republicans that can not do a damn in society.
Ronnie Hickman-"Hey any of you guys have a dollar?" Kuhn- " NO! So go away you geriatric fuck!"


Hey Tom, I caught up with my neighbor, and they told me that his kid was mentally challenged so I say to them "so he's a geriatric fuck?" So they came in their hands and threw it in my face and yelled "SEAGULLIN'"
by JPS2984 March 22, 2009
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Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.
Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.
by Meat January 27, 2003
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Geite

A violent two fingered poke from one person to another
When I pissed Jeff off, he geited me in the stomach.
by Anonymous July 16, 2002
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genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.
Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.
by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009
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Genital clapping

The clapping of genitalia in a heterosexual relationship, is usually referred to the physical activity of sex. The male penis being inserted into the women's vagina, then thrusting. The action is metaphorized as a clap.
Boy1: "Hey bro, what's up"
Boy2: "Nothing much, just tired"
Boy1: "why?"
Boy2: "Me and my babe were genital clapping all night"
by king1481 March 14, 2014
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