Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Goonsquad Geeked

To be wrecked to the point where all you can really do is announce the fact that you're wrecked.

"Dude, I'm fuckin' goonsquad geeked."

by Swagulous June 4, 2015

Geeter Geeted

So absolutely high on any substance, people thought to be from a different planet, in a

diff. universe, realm, out of body, half realm half reality, in the future, some cases in the past. Level 10+, X- by Kendrick {BPan.Soundtrack} played at high levels several times, accomplishing several tasks in a short amount of time, loosing hours with exact motion and diligence. Exact state not none to create chaotic interruption. After state, shadow folk may pic apart the thought path and misconstrue reality with dire result.

-What up with bud?
_He was fukkin Geeter Geeted out if his fukkin mind bro, he painted the whole house and made all new curtains while I was shitting..

by CuriousFir3 September 4, 2020

hollow geezer

absolute mad lad with no restrictions

nah lad ur a hollow geezer u know

by hollowgeezer September 27, 2020

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022