The action of sitting around and doing nothing WHILE placing your hands in your pants. At the same time, lying to your friends about how much women you can acquire. Grand Gorey’s typically lead girls on as well.
by Bob Smith Charles tyler October 27, 2018
Get the Grand Goreymug. A grand rizzard is a person who is the ultimate culmination of all of the rizz on the planet. There can only be one "Grand Rizzard". The current Grand Rizzard is: Duke Dennis. (subject to change)
Joey Diaz: So, Duke, I heard you the new... uh.. "Grand Rizzard". Now what the hell is that?
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
by warongore January 20, 2023
Get the Grand Rizzardmug. by DVMaximus August 24, 2016
Get the grand berangomug. A jolly, overweight individual. Typically male. His boisterous physique and humorous personality fill everyone around him with joy.
John is such a grand fat, he’s always cracking jokes and eating goldfish crackers. Not to mention he weighs 342 pounds! What a card!
by VenatorDestroyer April 19, 2023
Get the Grand Fatmug. That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
Get the Grand Clongmug. A Shnigga who was apart of the creation of the Shnigga cult since 09/11/01. As of now, the only known Grand Shniggas are Hans, Kaden and Shawn
by Shawn Ashby December 9, 2019
Get the Grand Shniggamug. The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
by Cornholious December 27, 2011
Get the Grand Douchemug.