Grand Rapids

NOT the city in Michigan, but a quaint little town in northern Minnesota. The birth place of actress Judy Garland, where she began her acting career. Home of a real yellow brick road. The official town of the Wizard of Oz. A kick ass town to go fishing, hunting, etc. in.

Joe: So where you from?
Jane: Grand Rapids
Joe: Oh, Michigan? Gross. Sorry to hear that.
Jane: No, Minnesota.
Joe: Oh, right on!

by asilsknab March 5, 2009

Grand Island

Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside.
"Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island.

"I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."

by kevhanel August 4, 2006

Grand marshal

A title in World of Warcraft apparently given to the best players who PvP'd...in 2005. The title has no value whatsoever today.

One of the sexiest night elf huntresses was a grand marshal. Now she can't do shit anymore. The server's people then called the grand marshal "grandma."

by Bandin April 5, 2008

Grand Prairie Choke

A sexual technique of choking your partner not for please but as a show of dominance; generally exhibited by the men of Grand Prairie, Texas

Hey girl, last night my date totally tried the Grand Prairie Choke.

by I Touch Your Part July 7, 2016

grand penis

We like to think of this type of penis as either a:
1. Penis that ranges from 20-50 ft.
2. A woman that has a penis.
3. A king's or other royal person's dick.

My king, you have such a grand penis.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019

GRAND SLAM

That moment when you come home pissed, then end up Throwing up/pissing/shitting yourself at the same time.

Arrr mate, I ended up having a Grand Slam last night, all over my bed sheets.

by PurpleAki-thelength February 6, 2020

Grand Haven

Where your known as either a loner or a popular kid. The only good part is jumpin java downtown dogs and rit.

You listen to hardcore bands? what are you a loner? Thats grand haven for you

by ghchris May 2, 2006