rubber glove

A rubber glove is a plastic, a rubber, a condom that is used to beat up pussy. The phrase comes from a bay area rapper known as Watzreal.

I put my rubber glove on and beat that pussy up.

by Watzreal October 6, 2006

Momma-Glove

A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.

Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."

by Squinn III of Northumberland March 13, 2009

Golden Globes

They're the awards that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in theory gives to the best of cinema and television. They divide everything in two categories: comedy and drama. Once upon a time, the Golden Globes used to be taken seriously, but in recent years their nominees are movies that didn't even intended to be awarded (The Tourist, Bridesmaids, RED, Alice in Wonderland, etc.) and flicks that didn't even deserved it (Avatar the most notable example).

Since the rating drops in these past years, the HFPA has turned to the most desperate gimmicks like having the annoying comedian Ricky Gervais as its host and disposable teen idols like Megan Fox and Justin Bieber as presenters.

Golden Globes injustices:
a) Avatar winning best drama movie and District 9 being ignored in the category.
b) Glee winning over The Big Bang Theory as best comedy series.
c) Terri Hatcher winning as best comedy actress in a TV series while her superior co-star Marcia Cross didn't get anything.

by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012

pink glove

During sexual intercourse with a dead body, or a passed out lady, a "pink glove" is experienced when the dry cunt creates a firm grip on the penis, feeling much like the grip of a glove.. thus, the pink glove.

I fucked her so long she went dry and i got a pink glove.

by Dr. joseph October 17, 2002

Danny Glover

When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.

Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Glover

A Conservative Party defense mechanism which attempts to deny knowledge of people, places, or things that they have been called onto national television to discuss. A glover was first employed by CPC member of parliament Shelly Glover on Power and Politics, when she stated that she "didn't know" who Tom Flanagan was to deflect his critique of her Supreme Leader, PM S.J. Harper.

Person no.1: Tom Flanagan is a Canadian I understand
Person no.2: Oh quit pulling a Glover, you know exactly who Tom Flanagan is.

by rickrollinger February 9, 2010

Pink Glove

An alcoholic beverage, consisting of 1 part Vodka to 1 part pink Grapefruit juice.

Damn, these Pink Gloves are way better than a greyhound!

by Dan B Dodge December 24, 2008