Glizzie

Someone called Lizzie, who has the memory of a goldfish

Tim: "Hey Lizzie, did you remember that keyboard I showed you?"
Lizzie: "wait, what, I don't remember what happened five minutes ago"
Tim: "You're SUCH A GLIZZIE"

by ichbintimothy March 8, 2023

glizzy

A Hot Dog. That’s it.

Hey man, want to get some glizzy later?

by Summer of hell May 8, 2021

Glizzy

A long stick that goes in a cupcake

Hey man, look at that stripper with the long glizzy,

by Globgloglabalab, I love books December 31, 2020

Glizzied

When you are presented with a tip option screen at an establishment such as a coffee shop. The clerk simply handed you a cup of coffee. The tip options are 15%, 25% and 35% or No Tip. You stare them in the eyes and click no tip. They have just been glizzied.

Man they flipped the tablet toward me for a tip after only handing me a cup that I had to fill myself. I locked eyes with that bastard and glizzied the fuck out of him.

by James prince 686 November 18, 2023

Glizzy Excavator

A piece of heavy machinery used when one so many wieners to transport traditional means of transportation do not work.

Wife "We have so many wieners to move"
Husband "Good thing I purchased a Glizzy Excavator"

by Pukebucket0504 July 6, 2021

Glizzy type nigger

A nigga caught guzzling a giant glizzy/anything long and meaty with dildo sauce

"Nate, what's going on man?" (glizzy type nigger)
"Shut up you fucking nigger."

by the nigger king April 16, 2024

Master Glizzy Globber

Someone who is really good at head

Penople gave me the best head ever at evan's party she is a master glizzy globber.

by Oscar Ruffer September 30, 2022