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gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.
Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.
by neilyboy March 5, 2008
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Gimpington port stanely

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt
Your a right gimpington port stanely!
by Richingtpnajp June 11, 2009
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gimme a beej

Dan: hey kelly?
Kelly: what?
Dan: Gimme a beej.
Kelly: fuck you prick.
Dan well do you want to Joey Jones?
Kelly: HUH?
by TrixOG-fagget! November 5, 2009
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Gimeneezy

a complete one off, absolutely unique in every way.
wowza thats so gimeneezy
by dirtydre July 10, 2010
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Gimagik

i) A sub-suggestive suggestion - information spread via verbal, sub-vocal, body actions and sub-conscious signaling purposed to elicit sought response.

ii) A combination of imagery and/or text that appears as innocuous and is not.
The politics of the day were set with a cynically defined system of gimagiks, the educated man didn't have a chance

Reaction / Response

Verbalized - "Gee Whizz guys that ideology/speech/movie/website/presentation/mask was unreal"

Sub-vocalized - "Although I have no idea what this is, I am enraptured with that message"

Body Repose - Weakening of muscular structure, submissiveness, open to further suggestion

Sub-Conscious Signal - I am malleable

Potential Ramification: Psychosis, from denial of intuition due to inability to discern truth from falsity and investing faith in such falsity
by Kernocker November 22, 2010
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Gimpy Geezer

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers
by herpderpery December 17, 2012
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Gimoungass

A huge wave in the Outer Banks ocean that usually kills the PENIS and ASS CRACK.

Latin Meaning - Holy Crap thats a huge wave DUUUUUUUDE!
Nick - Damn that ass is gimoungass!

Max - Hell to the friggin yeah!

Sydney - Why do I hang out with you?

Julia - Cuz we're damn desperate!

Logan - Whats going on?

Jack - Me and Drew were just spooning on the couch with my warm computer on our faces.

Drew - It felt so good! I didn't want it to end!

Dennis - EWWWWWW!

Scott - You guys are fucking messed up in the head!

Paulie - What? I do it!

Marcia - No one's supposed to know Paulie!

Lori - I don't know the words to this song!

Dennis - No one gives a shit Lori!!!!

Carolyn - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this shit!

Scott - I'm going to slit Dennis's throat!
by UnknownUD123 August 21, 2013
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