FLIRJ

Stands for 'First Lady I'd Rim Job'

"Dayum, did you see Hillary Clinton on TV last night, shes such as FLIRJ!"

by DasVERMiT October 27, 2008

Ric Flair

A man that flabs

My friend likes to Ric Flair everywhere

by Randy Orton December 29, 2003

flirt-fart

A fart made during sex. it's NOT hott.

She made a flirt-fart after the first hour of sex.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

flirting

when some orange oompa loompa attempts to flirt with your boyfriend over facebook because shes too ugly and scared to do it in person because of his gorgeous girlfriend who could beat the living shit out of her in 1 hit (: yaayyy YOUR AWESOME.

"ew why is shelby rodgers flirting with my boyfriend? shes so ugly and weird and she always looks like she smelt something bad. like the old cucumber shoved in her asshole."

by wilma flinstone May 10, 2010

flairing

A movement of the hand(s) either one at a time or simultaneously, to music, usually timed with an underlying beat or bass. The hand begins as a fist, then all fingers are extended showing an open palm (note: this action is performed quickly appearing as though one is acting out flashes of light with their hands).

Barney: Flairing is fun

Shaniqua: I agree

by sdeg2496 March 18, 2007

flirtbomb

An individual, typically male, who flirts exorbitantly with little or no discretion.

Why won't that flirtbomb stick to one girl?
Or, at least find someone single . . .

by eminentXobituary September 8, 2010

flirt and hurt

When you continually flirt with someone that you know is interested in you while having no intention of dating them. The victim has a feeling that something is not right and that they can't trust you since the relationship never progresses, but every time they decide to give up and move on, you find a way to reel them back in.

Typically this crime is committed by an insecure, emotionally unavailable, commitment-phobic person who needs the attention and adoration of others in order to feel that they have any status or worth.

Girl 1: Hey what's going on with you and Daniel? In the past, I thought that you two must be secretly dating, but now I haven't seen you two getting lunch together anymore. Did something happen?
Girl 2: Yeah I thought we were heading somewhere myself, but turns out Daniel is just a huge player and it was just your standard flirt and hurt scenario.
Girl 1: Wow I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad that he's gone! You deserve so much better.

by youknow98765 January 3, 2020