Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

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Fedling

Putting food on the edge of the microwave to get the best radiation distance and getting it the hottest.

“I’m gonna heat up my food”
“Make sure your fedling”

by thebestonehete827 April 20, 2024

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Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

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The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

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