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Big Bag of Feces

1. Slang for a bag of fertilizer.
2. Large package of defecation.
3. Something you could call some one else.
4. A feeling several get when you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one setting.
1. (Girl #1) I just bought fertilizer for my garden.

(Girl #2) Duuude. You just bought a big bag of feces!

2. Some one left a big bag of feces in my suitcase!

3. (Girl #1) So how does this dress make me look?

(Boy #1) Like a big bag of feces!

4. (Boy #1) Dude. I just watched the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy. Is it weird that i feel like a big bag of feces?

(Boy #2) No not at all.
by TargetLady69 November 2, 2009
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facespace

Someone who is a close talker. They put their face close to yours and you can feel their breath on your face. There is usually 1-15cm between your face and theirs.
friend 1: Hey have you noticed somthing annoying about how alwin talks?

friend 2: Yeah he's really facespace. I think he had curry for lunch. I could smell it in his breath.
by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick August 22, 2008
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Facesitting

The greatest thing to happen to the human race. Along with FemDom facesitting is great sucking that vagina and FemDom facesitting is good too because having a slave forced to be sat upon is a great view. I also love scat facesitting where a mistress will poop into the human toilets mouth(slave) and they must eat it and I love it.
You want to do some facesitting tonight?
by TheJimmyOfDerp May 13, 2019
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facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook
my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.
by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009
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Facesurfing

The act of going through pictures on dating applications on facebook.
I found that really hot chick while facesurfing on Are you Interested!
by swamimetalananda March 1, 2009
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facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.
I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.
by busterboner November 27, 2009
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facesmack

When someone attempts to belittle or humiliate a particular person or Facebook friend by updating his Facebook status. This person purposely avoids using the victim's name, but describes him or her in such a way that all mutual friends will immediately know who it is.
(in a status update)

John: wishes that all red-headed Poly-Sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.

Later...
Mary: Did you see John's status update today?
Mark: Yeah, he was totally talking about Jenny! Who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
Mary: I know, he so facesmacked her!
by a.ann February 9, 2010
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