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Facebook photo whore

Someone who has an excessive number of photos tagged of themselves on Facebook, with opinions on the definition of excess varying, depending on their network size, number of friends who could potentially tag photos, et cetera.

As Facebook users cannot help being tagged by others (although they may un-tag photos), Facebook photo whores are most accurately identified by having more or an excessive number of photos tagged by themselves rather than tagged by others, indicating that they either have no life and no friends to include them in photos, or carry around a camera constantly, indicating that they probably have no life and are weird and desperate.
A: Woah, Julie has 803 photos on her profile! She must be really attractive and popular!
B: No, dude, 487 of those were posted and tagged by herself.
A: Yeah…and she's shitfaced in every one of them. What a Facebook photo whore.

A: Man, I love my roommate, but almost half of her photos were tagged by herself. Do you think I should say anything?
B: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn’t want people thinking I was a Facebook photo whore. Or that I was hella lame.
by llmollyll December 15, 2008
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Facebook

a social networking site where you log in to take quizzes and post the results in everyone's homepage - eventhough no one is interested with it.

--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
Facebook Homepage:

(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
by make it blank April 25, 2009
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Facebook Troll

(noun)

1. A Facebook Troll is a Facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.

2. One who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.

3. Vulgar Facebook Trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.

4. Facebook Trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. The average FB Troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”

(verb)

1. Attempts to condescend. The Facebook Troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.

The verb troll originates from Old French troller, a hunting term. The noun troll, however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.

A Facebook Trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com

Synonyms: Facebook PMS, fail at life, Facebook Thuggin, first comment whore, Facebook, facedonkulous, Anna Bananna, facepalm,

Antonyms: moderators, Adonis DNA, double cheeseburger challenge, Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater, Winning
Clark(status update)
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll
by lolclarks April 11, 2011
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facebook official

A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook.
--"Do you know if they are seriously going out?"
--"Yeah! It's facebook official."
by Kath H March 31, 2008
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Facebook Sympathy

Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.
Status Updates

Bill is really not himself today

"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
by smoothshift October 22, 2008
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Facebook Status Rape

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
by Haskoo February 10, 2009
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Facebook Spiritual

We all know these people. They litter our Facebook news feeds with pseudo-spiritual garbage they have just withdrew, out of context mind you, from the latest philosophy book, heresy of a friend, and/or New Age blog. They contradictorily use the most superficial expression of communication available to Western culture as a soapbox to preach about "enlightenment," "awakening," or "the way." Not sure if they think they are Bruce Lee or Jesus Christ, but they come off more like a cross between a monk and a bum standing on a street corner reciting madness to himself.
"Life is the edge of the universe. I am enlightened, you should become enlightened as well." ~Example of a Facebook Spiritual posting on Facebook

"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
by Jahzon October 21, 2011
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