Fun Patrol

A one man sensual strip show that forcefully enters common areas and performs for unexpecting women. The strip usually includes empty vodka handles and a fluorescent colored vest which is then removed to expose a bare chest with well developed pectorals. The audience/prey is usually a lone female who appears to be having no fun. While the motive of the fun patrol is unclear, it is believed that the Fun Patrol performs in hopes of securing a potential "Bang"

"-I heard Pete was on fun patrol in the quad last night.
-Yea that poor girl was borderline violated by his strip tease..."

by Pete the Banger December 15, 2010

fun dracula

Fun Dracula(s) can often be identified by a few distinguishing characteristics.
1. A large, bulbous cranium.
2. Small, squinty, Asian-looking eyes.
3. Long, giraffe-like necks, capable of reaching great heights.

Lindsey has a large head, long neck, and might be Asian; I bet she is a Fun Dracula!

by bubbathedude February 18, 2007

Fun Cooker

When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.

This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.

by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009

fun fun fun

A text sent to replace the simple and short "fun" in order to seem as though you are paying attention, even though you are not.

Person 1: So Becky and I did a lot of things over the weekend like bowling, swimming, shopping, and we ran into Jeff from high school,(etc)

Person 2: fun fun fun

by NoodleHairedBoy February 7, 2017

fun sticks

A Marijuana Cigarette

"Hit this fun stick"
"hey man, dont bogart that fun stick"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

fun bags

a bag of condoms...and lubricants...and other fun things

was wonderin if we could have something from one of your fun bags in a discreet fashion...

by swedishmountaingirl November 25, 2007

Fun Piss

the act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location whilst participating in anti-social behaviour

i.e:

Man 1 - Are you going for a piss?
Man 2 - Yeah, why?
Man 1 - Do you want a regular piss?, or a FUN PISS?
Man 2 - ... a Fun piss clearly..?

(man 1 takes man 2 down a dark alley, into someone's balcony area of a hostel)

man 1 - Piss there

(Man 1 starts to piss whilst a dirty mongrel walks into his stream)

by SotonUni April 23, 2010