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Frosty Carpet 

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.
Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"
Frosty Carpet by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016

frosty fart

When you splurge her bum when she's holding in a fart. She then releases her mighty ogre roar and then creates a frosty on the top of her bum.
My girl is so freaky, she wanted to do a frosty fart with me.
frosty fart by Mnt3636 January 31, 2017

frosty feltch 

When you are horny and hungry combine a Wendys Frosty with your partner's pussy or asshole then drink it out with a straw.
I want to give you a Frosty Feltch, Gabi.

Feltch Frosty Creampie Wendys Porn Booty
frosty feltch by TheJu March 17, 2017

Frosty Sunglasses 

When you ejaculate on the screen of a Virtual Reality headset and get someone to put them on.
I gave Sally the good ol' frosty sunglasses, she wasn't too impressed.

Frosty tree 

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes
Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night
Frosty tree by Sub September 26, 2017

frosty mcloughlin 

Someone who pretends to not be an alcoholic when they are extremely twisted most of the time
i seen him in the pub drunk being an absolute frosty mcloughlin
frosty mcloughlin by jazz mann2.0 November 27, 2017