3 fingers up

you are loyal to ONE man only

she has 3 fingers up she must be madly in love with her man

by SheLuvsHim August 30, 2022

hold a finger to

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.

2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.

1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"

Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"

2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"

Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"

Bill- "I still don't believe you!"

Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."

by The mighty mighty basstones May 5, 2010

fat nigguh fingaz

describes a condition where a person is unable to perform simple tasks with their hands or fingers becaues they are either lazy, tired, drunk, or high. (i.e.) picking up an object that is only a couple of feet away, catching an object, dialing a phone, or texting.

(voice mail msg) Hey dude, I know you're home. So why don't you use your fat nigguh fingaz and pick up the phone!!!

by mikaPA August 12, 2010

Stinky pickup fingers

When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.

So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.

Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!

by EazyDude March 8, 2011

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011

talk to the finger

A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.

I think I have solution: talk to the finger.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Middle Finger

The only thing in your life that'll stick up for you.

I don't have to deal with your shit - *uses middle finger*

by Lukeemu April 1, 2017