When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.
Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.
{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.
{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.
by sdletsdance October 26, 2012
Someone who knowingly or unknowingly falsely insists they have no game because they do not try. (Not to be confused with a Gamiphobe)
by Hdjejchnd May 08, 2025
An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.
The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.
Like a face tattoo, for example.
The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.
Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.
Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.
Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?
Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.
Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?
Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 09, 2022
- Free-handed Cartoon Design and/or animation (of People, Places, and things)
- a focus on plausibility of a reality
- a focus on plausibility of a reality
by MickeyMaker May 11, 2021
Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.
That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.
Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷
Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷
by Hym Iam January 02, 2024
false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
by negagoofy69 March 07, 2016