Sexual experience

When someone is gorgeous, funny, sweet, curious, smart, sexy, loyal, but never had a really good sexual experience to do nasty horny stuff.

Guy: -That girl is an angel but she could use a fuck with someone who knows what he is doing.
Guy 2: -Yeah, I wanna give her a sexual experience of her life.

by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

The Greek Experience

When you eat Greek food or anything at a Greek dinner and you shit like you got fucked in the ass all night long like the Greeks invented

After eating those gyros last night today I'm having the Greek Experience. I'm shitting like I got fucked in the ass all night long

by Nick Hertz May 26, 2018

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

xperimentology

The science of experiments and dashes of creativity.

Through xperimentology the world is making itself... a better place.

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

Experien-attude

An apprehensive look or combination of facial expressions, displayed as a result of exposure to odd fret work, noise and or wailing.

Context (Experimental music)

The collective experien-attude of the crowd told the band that their 30 minute set had lasted almost 29 minutes too long

by Reevesy October 16, 2006

The Roache Experience

3 faggots who are young as fuck and think they are about shit because they are killing their bodies and everyone around them actually wants to live past 21 made a dumb ass flyer about a party that will be beat as fuck because they are irellevant and don't drive like the relevant people around them

"Yo blizzy u hear about The Roache Experience?" "Hell yea Tad it's gay as fuck!"

by EliMatthews=UglyFaggot April 11, 2019