1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
2. The act of "can't evening"
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I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.
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This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
by steveceeeeee September 22, 2005
Get the not even mug.Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.
Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?
No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
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