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Can't Even

1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even
by Fifty4 February 9, 2015
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Even Steven

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.
I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.
by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009
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not even

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
by steveceeeeee September 22, 2005
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Walk of Even More Shame

Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.
Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?

No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
by Joeyyyyyy Ssssss August 27, 2010
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Evette

Guy-"I'm scared , it's an Evette"

Evette-"I'm going to use a spoon to gauge out you eyeballs if you look at my tits!"
by BABYOUJELLYBOSS17 February 19, 2017
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to go even further beyond

An action that allows you to surpass your limits but scream your lungs out.
Ex : "And this, is to go even further BEYOND! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *chokes and dies*"
by 420Unkown69Legend666 January 30, 2020
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I don't even

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN
by QUIIIII October 21, 2009
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