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Dirty Elvis

Dirty Elvis is when you are ass hammering a chick (or a guy I guess) who is not so clean down there. You pull it out flip em over and slap them on both sides of their face leaving "shit sideburns" while singing "Love me Tender".
Bro, Alicia is dirty as hell... I was pounding her pooper and she don't wipe good. Pissed me off so I just gave her a Dirty Elvis, and left.
by CEElover March 16, 2020
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Black Elvis

A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.
"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"
by Henry September 21, 2005
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elvis

verb

1. To impersonate Elvis Presley.
2. To visit Graceland.
3. To overdose on multiple prescibed and illegal drugs.
4. To die from an OD.
1. Tommy elvised in Reno last week at that convention last week.
2. We drove all night to elvis in Memphis.
3. Poor Cobain, he elvised himself real good.

To elvis:
I elvis, you elvis, we elvis...
by Dyersville Fan January 18, 2006
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elvis presly

after giving anal you pull your penis out and give a women sideburns resembling elvis presleys.
i gave that bitch a mean elvis presly.
by juan neago June 12, 2005
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elvisoncrack

A syndrome known to those who suffer from hypertention; not uncommon to The King himself.

Coined after the hoarse, ecstatic, screaming, shouting, wailing, reckless vocal performances of Elvis to describe a variable and unpredictable rant.

Often associated with ADD, meds (and/or the lack of)
'He was not making any sense at all.. trying to say too may things at once; kinda like elvisoncrack.'
by Im Elvis January 27, 2007
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Elvis Presley

An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll
by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008
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elisa

Man I got Elisaed by this cute Night Elf over WoW last night!
by Amazing AO October 26, 2005
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