experience

If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you don't already have any of it to begin with,
you can't get any of it to get started with,
so you have no idea how to get any of it in the first place.

Bottom line,

If you've never had any of it...ever. People just seem to know.

During his first time at the strip club, Matt was promptly thrown out and savagely beaten in the parking lot for licking Bunny's balloon knot. Needless to say, he did not make the same mistake twice after that experience.

by p-nizzle March 24, 2008

The JFK Experience

A sex position where you blow your load into the back of someone’s head from a distance

“I was with Stacey last night and she got to have The JFK Experience if you know what I mean”

by Archmonarch June 17, 2019

expectation

to look high of, above normal

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

the jfk experience

Peeking Glaz in rainbow 6 as a defender and getting instantly headshotted.

Yo, that doc just got the JFK experience when he peeked Glaz.

by FaZe SmallFaggot January 22, 2018

Export 'A'

The best kind of cigarettes canada has to offer!!
Medium King size is the shit

''Im really craving Export 'A' a smoke that can hit the spot!!''

by Martin J March 25, 2006

liquid tension experiment

A project beginning origionally as a solo-album for Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy and gradually growing to be a collective project of soon-to-be Dream Theater Keyboardist Jordan Rudess (who was accepted to Juliard at the age of 9), Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci, and bass guitarist Tony Levin (former King Crimson, Pink Floyd, and Paul Simon band member).

Both albums were completed in a week and were entirely improvised.

Albums: LTE 1 and LTE 2

"Try and keep yourself from your drums after hearing this." -Tony Levon to Mike Portnoy in the writing stages of Osmosis (LTE 1)

by El Jefe February 27, 2005

expectopatronads

when one uses magical powers to shoot off another ones nads.

1. doode im gunna expectopatronads your nads.
2. nooooo dontttttttt!!!!!!
1. too late! EXPECTOPATRONADS (in the zone, must think of horny memory)
2.MY NADS!!!!!

by Brittneyfvghjuyfvbh February 6, 2008