epic adventure

An epic adventure is a usually a epic road trip that takes place over the summer... Of You and your best buds that consist of you doing one or more of the following. Killing a large and dangerous animal, finding large amounts of weed, and discovering the lost ark.
Bro 1: Dude remember that epic adventure we took last year

Bro 2: Yeah Bill got mauled by a bear... And we smoked A LOT of weed
by Swagforreal November 03, 2011
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Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 06, 2008
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Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME August 10, 2008
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epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."
by LindsayLouFool December 17, 2008
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Non-Epic

The word for people that are not very cool or amazing
man that dude is Non-Epic
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Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
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by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020
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epic spaghetti

It is to have large amounts of spaghetti
Bob has made an epic spaghetti
by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020
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