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epic adventure

An epic adventure is a usually a epic road trip that takes place over the summer... Of You and your best buds that consist of you doing one or more of the following. Killing a large and dangerous animal, finding large amounts of weed, and discovering the lost ark.
Bro 1: Dude remember that epic adventure we took last year

Bro 2: Yeah Bill got mauled by a bear... And we smoked A LOT of weed
by Swagforreal November 3, 2011
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Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 6, 2008
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Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
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epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."
by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008
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epic sexiness

Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.
People write legends about the epic sexiness of Nancy Ng, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy.
by DrSexy July 5, 2012
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epic history

Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.
"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"
by nakker December 15, 2009
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Non-Epic

The word for people that are not very cool or amazing
man that dude is Non-Epic
by NonEpicName October 10, 2020
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