Gardening Eden

getting down and dirty

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.

by andres u March 4, 2009

lebonese elderberry

A berry that is in somewhat of a drooping shape and sways side to side under an old Lebanese man's coochie.

Wow! Hank only has one lebonese elderberry left after war.

by Bryan Seaman September 4, 2016

nude elders

a naked elder, old person, or someone over 70.

i was having a good time in my wet dream, until i saw nude elders

by fukkunt September 6, 2017

tight elder

A Tight Elder is a diamond formation in the Beer Pong game with both middle cups in contact with each other, making 4 total cups.

Jason: yo give me a Tight Elder re-rack

Michael: Elder? Y’all can’t make cups.

by ElderMike January 27, 2018

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Lisa Eden

The worst person that has ever stepped foot on this earth. She WAS a vocal teacher for many LACHSA vocal students over the years. She would often portray herself as a “teaching musician”. Every class that she teaches starts with doing A warmup she uses called L and C’s, and keeps doing that warmup until everyone in the class is on the brink of death. Although her access to be a vocal teacher in that certain school has been... terminated, she still continues to pursue her dying career as a performer in many operas that are deemed too old for young people in today’s world. If she reads this, fuck you lisa

Person 1: “ah fuck We’ve got to get to Lisa eden’s class now”

Person 2: “i’d rather watch 5 horses having an orgy than look at her makeup filled, eyeshadowed, dark, hateful face ever again.”

by A fuck toy whore August 6, 2019

Urban Elder

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people

"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"

by ringo_soup December 27, 2019