Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018
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Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
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he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
Get the Dylan mug.a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008
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