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Dylan

Dylan is a perverted freak. He doesn't know when to stop, and doesn't care about his friends feelings. He would betray his friends just to get with his girl. He has no respect for people and is a selfish, low life asshole.
You see that perv Dylan over there ?
by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018
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Dylan

OMG he is such a Dylan
by Jack_is_aCool___gUy November 19, 2020
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Dylan

A man with a large penis loved by
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
I want to eat Dylan's penis for dinner tonight after I masterbate to Dylan's penis
by Dad e February 8, 2017
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Dylan

The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).
That retard over there is such a dylan.
by OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG November 11, 2011
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Dylan

Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay)

he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
Person 1: hey have you seen Dylan??

Person 2: hes with his boyfriend....
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
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The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008
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Dylan

A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.
Oh god, Dylan is looking at us.
by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010
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